Things I have broken, scratched, damaged or lost since I have arrived in Ireland. Buy the way, I have been here for 1 full month now and here are the disasters created by yours truly. Here they are in no particular order:
*put a knick in the counter top
*broke Brenda's favorite mug (that one sucked!)
*scratch in the wall
*knocked a bottle of soy sauce out of the fridge, shattered the bottle
*somone else cracked the guiness glass but i was standing next to him
*broke a crate for groceries
*pulled knob of a wardrobe (it was already WAY lose)
*lost Mark's shlitter (hurling ball)
*chipped a few plates
It's amazing they still let me stay! As my dad would say, "Grace isn't your middle name" or our family slogan, "Smooth one Smoothie".
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Oh dear. You might need to do a fund raiser to cover everything on that list. May grace be upon you, both spiritually and physically!
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